Copypasta 1.0

Replaces 'copypasta' in chat with a random NavySeal copypasta joke

  1. SpongyBacon
    Tested Minecraft Versions:
    • 1.7
    This plugin needs redoing!
    How did I mess it up this bad 9 months ago...

    Copypasta

    A Bukkit plugin that replaces 'copypasta' in chat with a random NavySeal copypasta.

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    Permissions
    copypasta.sendpasta - Allows the use of copypasta. Defaults to true.

    Config
    This plugin comes with a bunch of responses. If you want to add your own, do this:

    pasta:
    - myresponse
    - myrespone2

    Simples!

    Github: https://github.com/SpongyBacon/Copypasta
    Feel free to make a pull request ;)

Recent Reviews

  1. _Cory_
    _Cory_
    5/5,
    Version: 1.0
    much past no copi all bad good code like wew, totally great man!

    Use this in my dev server so pls thank you.
  2. DotRar
    DotRar
    5/5,
    Version: 1.0
    wat if i is a ymal
  3. smrkn
    smrkn
    4/5,
    Version: 1.0
    I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS AND I APPROVE.
  4. J4D3N
    J4D3N
    5/5,
    Version: 1.0
    Fantastic plugin, 100% would rage again.
  5. konsolas
    konsolas
    5/5,
    Version: 1.0
    Awesome plugin, now I can rage properly :D