DojaCats 1.1

Cats named "Doja" don't say meow. Moo moo moo.

  1. StealingDaPenta
    Tested Minecraft Versions:
    • 1.15
    Contributors:
    VIISeven helped
    Very light-resource plugin with one purpose:
    Cats named "Doja" will moo instead of meow.

    REQUIRES ProtocolLib INSTALLED


Recent Updates

  1. Cat Names
  2. All meows replaced

Recent Reviews

  1. XTen
    XTen
    5/5,
    Version: 2020-08-20
    [Intro]
    Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
    Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
    Yeah

    [Pre-Chorus]
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
    I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow

    [Chorus]
    I go moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
    Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
    Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
    Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
    Yeah, I said, bitch, I'm too smooth, I'm not in the mood
    Tryna make moves, tryna make moves
    Bitch, I'm too smooth, I'm not in the mood
    (Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo moo moo)
    Tryna make moves, tryna make moves

    [Verse 1]
    Got milk, bitch? Got beef? (Got beef?)
    Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (Got it)
    Grade A, ho, not lean (Not lean)
    Got me A1, sauce, please
    These heifers got nothin' on me
    Stakes high, need a side of collard greens (Collard greens)
    Cash rules everything around me (Everything around me)
    Ice cream, ice cream (Ice cream)
    You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (You my daughter)
    I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered), get slaughtered (Get slaughtered)
    Got the methane, I'm a farter (Woo)
    With my farmer (Woo), MacDonald (Woo)
    And he feed me real good, it's a honor (It's a honor)
    Philly cheesesteak all in that order (In that order)
    Chili cheese fries as a starter (As a starter)
    Got the steroids keeping me stronger (Keep me strong)

    [Pre-Chorus]
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
    I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow

    [Chorus]
    I go moo (Moo, moo, moo)
    Moo (Moo, moo, moo, moo)
    Moo
    Moo (Yeah)
    I said, bitch, I'm too smooth, I'm not in the mood
    Tryna make moves, tryna make moves
    Bitch, I'm too smooth, I'm not in the mood
    Tryna make moves, tryna make moves

    [Bridge]
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (Moo, moo, moo)
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (Moo, moo, moo, moo)
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (Moo, moo, moo)
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (Moo, moo, moo, moo)
    Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
    Bitch, I'm a cow (Yeah), bitch, I'm a cow

    [Verse 2]
    Old MacDonald had a farm
    I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
    I'm just tryna turn up in the country
    I ain't in the city 'cause they ain't got lawns
    Suck a nigga dick or somethin', E-I-O
    Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
    Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
    They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know

    [Refrain]
    I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
    Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
    I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
    Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
    I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
    Get out my hay, get out my hay
    I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
    Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
    Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
    And they're like, it's better than yours
    Damn right, it's better than yours
    I can treat you, but I have to charge
    My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
    And they're like, it's better than yours
    Damn right, it's better than yours
    I can treat you, but I have to charge

    [Outro]
    It's better than yours (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
    It's better than yours (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
    But I have to charge (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
    (Hey, hey, hey, hey, c'mon)
    It's better than yours (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
    It's better than yours (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
    But I have to charge (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
    (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
    I want a cheeseburger, fucking vegans
    1. StealingDaPenta
      Author's Response
      Thank you!