So, I'm not a neophyte. I've run servers of all sorts before. For some reason, I am not able to connect to my server remotely. I'm looking for somebody who might help me see what I'm missing. I use duckdns and it is updated correctly. Port 25565 is open and pointed at the correct machine. I can see the port open using other services. The server.properties file has online mode=true. There is no firewall where I am. I flushed my client machine's dns cache (I mean, I was really looking for unicorns over here). But for some reason, no matter what, when I attempt to connect remotely, I get nothing. Thoughts?