WHY IS JAVA SO HARD(Switching from python)

Discussion in 'Programming' started by TheMcBaws, Jul 17, 2018.

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  1. So I am a little confused with Java. It is very unlike Python. Its all scrambled and convention is unclear.
    I made a hello world FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS, and it did not work. HMPH!!! Any javos wanna help me?
    Code (Java):
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         publrld{
    stem.out.pril]args){
      intln(o World");
         }n(Soelring [Syblic class i"
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    }c staticHelloWo
     
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  2. TheJavaHacker

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    The fuck is that jumbled garbage... That's not how you make a hello world program, who the fuck you watching? This guy?. No. Follow an ACTUAL Java software engineer. I'd recommend TheNewBoston on YouTube or for a book, I have the Head First Java Edition 5.
     
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  3. Code (YAML):
    public class hi/java                      {
    public



    static



    void




    main        (String []args)
                                                 {
            System.out.println  
           
           
           
           
            (""Hello World""")    ;
                                                 }
                                               
                                               
                                               
                                               
                                                 }
    still no work
     
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  4. help me fix pls
     
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  5. Optic_Fusion1

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  6. No, legit, help me pls
     
  7. JanTuck

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    This is a troll yes... omg
     
  8. TheJavaHacker

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    I would similarly assume, as if you knew a programming language already, you'd know how to READ THE JAVADOCS and FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS.
     
  9. FrostedSnowman

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    if you're going to troll, it's advised you put it in offtopic to keep spam out of the other subforums
     
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  10. shit troll this isnt funny at all
     
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  11. Don't kid yourself, TheNewBoston is as shit at Java as that baby is.
     
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  12. Optic_Fusion1

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    Pretty much, id keep watching however i'm busy trying to remove a piracy sites anti-releaking just to annoy the absolute hell out of them
     
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  13. Guys, I figured it out. It's Javas fault. I need a task of really good pythonerz to help me make java 2.0. its parser is dumb
     
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  14. TheJavaHacker

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    Your stupid fuck ups aren't Java's fault. It's your own. Learn to use the damn instructions provided to you by the guides I literally told you to follow and then maybe you won't look so retarded on a forums full of competent software engineers.
     
  15. Okay first off make a lexer, and a parser, and then make the code generator. Simple stuff so far.
    And then remake every single damn library that the JVM ever supported for it's 20 years of living to make it as good as Java isn't.
     
    #15 BadBoy6767, Jul 17, 2018
    Last edited: Jul 17, 2018
  16. The MC community is as shit as ever, I see (y).
     
  17. FrostedSnowman

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    cant tell if gullible, stupid, or both
     
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  18. BAM, ALREADY BOOTSTRAPPED
     
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  19. TheJavaHacker

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    Hey - I'm just shitposting because I feel like it. I know it's a massive troll, but I literally have nothing better to be doing right now.
     
  20. > doesn't know how to program in Java
    > has a submitted plugin in SpigotMC
    [​IMG]

    tbh you are trying too hard to be funny
     
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